I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”
probably you can only get “ikr”
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
Tumblr user masturbating-to-your-selfies went to a fast food restaurant and bought 102 chicken nuggets. If they bought 17 boxes each with 6 nuggets, how much cheaper would it have been if they bought 5 boxes each with 20 nuggets?
TV Characters You Didn’t Know Were Married in Real Life
The How I Met Your Mother cast sure do get around….
when the actor in the movie perfectly matches the character in the book
is that a reaction gif or an example
Chris Hemsworth (via fuckyeahblackwidow)
remember when youtube started paying the people who made videos??? thats gonna be tumblr in a couple years and i’m gonna be here for it
this is an eerily accurate prediction because Yahoo! is still competing with Google and Google owns YouTube and now Yahoo! owns tumblr
cant wait to get paid to make dick jokes on the internet
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
lets consult tumblr
yes thank you tumblr
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
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american history 101