The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
Car wouldn’t start.
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
AND WHY HER DAD NEEDS BODYGUARDS BECAUSE OF HIS POSITION IN THE MINISTRY
not sure whether you just ruined my childhood or completed it
when will my reflection show
who I am
so ig we really have regressed back to the more racist eras.
hi i’m the person in the picture. i realize this looks pretty bad but let me explain what is actually happening in the picture above. my friend who posted this took the picture as i was painting myself to cosplay the wendigo from hannibal.
here’s what the character from the show looks like (minus the flower crown)
and here’s a photo of the finished cosplay (the one in the middle)
i just wanted to make this clear because i can understand how the original photo can be misinterpreted.
i love to watch people on this website get up on their soapbox, just to be kicked the fuck off because they’re prematurely bitching about something.
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS
A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGSSAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS
SAVE ALL THE FUCKING FROGS DAMMIT!
FUCK YEAH VANCOUVER
How to scare a teenager?
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL PLOT TWIST. I DEMAND A SHORT.
You just can’t not reblog this.
you forgot us
Is that Gabriel
is that Gabriel with an earring and a very questionable haircut
For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now you’re wearing it too?? It’s a free makeover and now you’re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????
why is it that Hans had all of his hats taken away from him before the final version
look at what we could have had